ebbene sì.........sono stramiliardario!

[angelo]

Mi è arrivata questa e-mail...............

Euro Sweepstakes
12 Bridge Street,
Staines Middlesex TW18 4TP
United Kingdom.
Ref:EMS/4080318306/04
Batch: 19/07/EC11


WINNING NOTIFICATION:

We sincerely announce to you the result of the draw of the Euro Millions
05/20 held on the Friday 20th, May 2005 in London, UK. Your e-mail address
attached to ticket number:5436467704 with Serial number Z87968DX drew the
Winning numbers: 6 7 13 28 47 5 8 ,which subsequently won you the lottery
Jackpot.You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of €43,020,745.00
(Forty-Three Million, Twenty thousand, Seven Hundred and Forty-Five Euros)
in cash, credited to file with reference number EML/4080318306/05.

All participants for the online version were selected randomly from the World
Wide Web through a computer draw system and extracted from over 100,000 unions,
associations, and corporate bodies that are listed online. This promotion
takes place weekly. Please note that your lucky winning number falls within
our European booklet representative office in Europe as indicated in your
play coupon. In view of this, €43,020,745.00 (Forty-Three Million, Twenty
thousand, Seven Hundred and Forty-Five Euros) would be released to you by
the paying Bank.

To file for your claim, please contact our fiduciary agent:
Mr. David Chapman
The EMS Foundation
Email: euromillion@virgilio.it

Provide him with the information below:
1.Name:
2.Address:
3.Marital Status:
4.Occupation:
5.Age:
6.Sex:
7.Nationality:
8.Country Of Residence:
9.Telephone Number:
10.Fax Number:
11.Draw Number above:
12.Annual income:

Congratulations once more from all members and staff of this program.

Thank you for being part of our draw lottery.

Sincerely,

John Moore
EMS Zonal Coordinator.
NB: YOU MUST BE 16 OR OVER TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE


ho finito di faticare..........................

[stazzatleta]

me ne sono già arrivati parecchi di questi messaggi, quindi come potrai intuire, sono multimiliardario

ma non sapete che, in via del tutto confidenziale, sono ache stato contattato da una alto funzionario del governo Nigeriano che doveva smaltire qualche milione di dollari che gli era avanzato, però prima ne voleva qualche migliaio per le spese d'incasso

[Decibel]

Angelo ...

Quando ho letto il titolo del 3ad senza aprirlo ho pensato: "guarda che lo sapevamo gia'".

[CalabrOne]

Decibel ha scritto:
Angelo ...

Quando ho letto il titolo del 3ad senza aprirlo ho pensato: "guarda che lo sapevamo gia'".

ROTFL!!!

[gasugasu]

Decibel ha scritto:
Angelo ...

Quando ho letto il titolo del 3ad senza aprirlo ho pensato: "guarda che lo sapevamo gia'".

Ti riferisci alla sua recente attività di "operatore" ?


Ciao
Franco

[angelo]

From: MRS glokia adigweme.
CENTRAL REPUBLIC OF AFRICA,
BANJUI.



I am a wife of late DR adigweme, who died after
three days Major-Operation at General hospital NkembO
REPUBLIC OF BANJUI.

He was a Computer scientist with the Banque des Etats
de l'Afrique centrale BANJUI branch.
I got to know of your courtesy of international
business bureau,who assured me off your honesty and
capability in handling business/assistance to people.
Sequent to my zeal towards the security of my life and
my husband fund in Foreign Security Firm . I
therefore write to give you break down of my life.
My dear, I have two happy days. Happy days are what we
worked for. But happy days are not easily worked for.
(tears) my late husband left me without a child.
Besides, I was made to understood that, if a man died
without an issue all his wealth will be shared by the
entire relatives.
I have suffered maltreatment and untold hardship in
the hands of my late husband's family, simply because
I did not bear a child [heir apparent] for my
late husband. By tradition, all that my late husband
had, [wealth] belongs to his brothers/family. And
myself is to be remarried by his immediate younger
brother which I vehemently refused. They have taken
all that I suffered with my husband to acquire
including treasures, houses and his bank particular
seized by them. I wanted to escape to the United State
of America [USA} on exile, but again
they conspired and stole my international passport and
other traveling document to further frustrate me.
Thank God, two weeks ago, I received Key Text Code
from a Security Company abroad, that my late husband
deposited U.S $15.5Million cash with this company in
a CONSIGNMENT METAL BOX TAGGED FAMILY TREASURES.
It has therefore, become very necessaryand urgent to
contact someone, a foreigner like you to help me
receive/secure these funds overseas in a reliable bank
Account(presumably an empty Bank Account, if available) and
to help invest iton our behalf as well, while i find a
way of getting out to meet with you in your country.
These funds are kept on an "OPEN BENEFICIARY MANDATE"
with the Security Company to avoid detection, seizure
or diversion. I have had several telephone discussions
with the Assistant Director of the security company,
who has express willingness to help me on meeting the
company's demands. This is why I have contacted you to
help save myself and life , receive these funds on my behalf.
But, you would need to give me sufficient assurance that if
you help me, you wouldnot divert the funds. I have resolved
to give you 30% of the total sum. This is all i and my
only surviving junior brother TENACITY have got to live
on and he the only one that knows about this
and also assist me in Tranlslation in English because
i am not too good in English.
From the time immemorial, the tendency of human beings
is live to live together, very few normal human beings
live in isolation from their kind. Therefore
consciousness of kind leads to Community living with
it's own ethos and taboos.
Dear, I'm down with imperialism and tribal division,
no sporadical act nor pious revolution can resolve my
present problems and condition. Nothing will be of
avail except one from overseas assisted me and claim
this fund through the help of my only brother TENACITY
for commuinaction.
For now I am lame and I must depend on crutches to
support and sustain myself. But tomorrow may be well
on the way. Flying low or high in life depends in
God.
NB: The secret codes (e.g Pin No., Secret Access Code)
for this fund are safely kept with me which I can give
you as soon as you express desire to help me.
My humble duty now is to pray that my wound shall be
healed if ever you will never fail me in the long days
and longer nights. you can mail me glokiadigweme1234@yahoo.com
I await your kind response.
Yours sincerely,
MRS glokia adigweme

[angelo]

gasugasu ha scritto:
Ti riferisci alla sua recente attività di "operatore" ?


Ciao
Franco

finalmente un lavoro serio (come direbbe il mì babbo)!!!!!!!

[maurocip]

Decibel ha scritto:
Angelo ...

Quando ho letto il titolo del 3ad senza aprirlo ho pensato: "guarda che lo sapevamo gia'".

Bellissima!!!!!



Angelo, non ci fare caso, è solo un po' di invidia....

[valebon]

gasugasu ha scritto:
Ti riferisci alla sua recente attività di "operatore" ?

Ciao
Franco

No, forse si ricorda del vecchio "Mr. 5 Miliardi"

byezz

[stefno]

A proposito della seconda email postata da Angelo:

leggete qui

ma soprattutto qui, fa anche ridere!